- One in four men's peak.
- 40% of the men around you point to almost half.
- Someone left stick right in surmounting each of ten in one.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Which Direction The men go when wear briefs. !
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Men by Claudia Conte

Are you short on Valentine's Day gift ideas for the man in your life? If he's been a part of your world for a number of Valentine's Days, you may find it's getting harder to come up with a gift he'll really appreciate. But a few basic questions can trigger a wealth of ideas.
Showing a partner how much you care is less about the expense of a gift and more about showing that you pay attention to what he says and does. Valentine's Day gift ideas aren't a problem when you've taken the time throughout the year to really get to know him. Here are a few simple ways to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift:
1. What sorts of clothes does he like?
When you're watching television or a movie, or going about your daily lives, does he comment on what other men wear? Most men have their own ideas on what looks good, whether it's the way their favorite celebrity dresses or the clothes their friends or colleagues wear. It may not be the way he dresses himself, especially if he doesn't believe he belongs in the same category as his fashion heroes. This may be your opportunity to show him he's as gorgeous as the next man once he starts wearing the same eye-catching clothes.
If your man hasn't been vocal about his preferences, there's nothing stopping you from bringing it up in conversation. Start making comments about men you see, like, "That shirt looks great" or "He looks good in that", then gauge his reaction. If he contradicts you, ask him why. If he agrees, ask him if he would wear something like that. There's a fine line between buying him clothing that makes him feel special and giving him something he'd feel awkward wearing.
That being said, when considering clothes as a Valentine's Day gift idea, go for something a little out of the ordinary. Buy him a stylish shirt or jacket, or, if you're unsure, go with a small luxury item like an Armani belt or a Gucci wallet. Practical gifts might suffice on other occasions but Valentine's Day is about romance. And romance always includes a touch of fantasy.
2. What are his favorite leisure activities?
Hobbies and sports are a treasure trove of Valentine's Day gift ideas. Although these gifts may seem a little on the practical side, to the passionate hobbyist or sportsman they are heaven sent. You may need to educate yourself on the most highly prized brands before you buy; men can be very particular when it comes to their favorite pastime. Research the top products in the field, whether they're paintbrushes, golf clubs or running shoes. He'll be both thrilled and impressed.
3. Where would he love to go?
Organizing a romantic getaway, whether it lasts for a few hours, a day or a week, makes for a Valentine's Day gift you can both enjoy. If you really can't stand watching a football game or going to the racetrack, skip those activities and let him enjoy them some other time with his friends. Choose something you love to do as well. You can tell him you're planning a getaway, perhaps even give him some clues, but retain some element of surprise if you can. Unless he's the type of person who hates surprises, in which case you should plan it together. Activities like scuba diving, parasailing, or a hot air balloon ride all make for a romantic adventure, as long as you both enjoy them.
The great thing about coming up with Valentine's Day gift ideas is that you don't have to discard any of the good ones. Just put them on your agenda for next year, or utilize them for his birthday or Christmas.
There's nothing like seeing his face light up when you present him with a gift he really loves.
Get Your Girlfriend Back by Marcus Rickson
Right, it's time for us guys to take a deeply introspective look at ourselves, and be open and honest about the things that we do, or don't do that drive our girlfriends wild. It's not always the big things, the major mess ups we make in life. It's often the small relatively insignificant things that build up and cause us all sorts of relationship problems. That's why when crunch time comes it usually takes us completely by surprise. We sit there looking shocked and amused as if we have been hit by a tornado.
If your relationship is worth anything then your girlfriend is not going to dump you for failing to put the lid back on the toothpaste. If she does, you're probably better off without her. It's more likely to be apparently small personality traits, lack of respect, failing to listen to her concerns and worries, and not being attentive enough that is going to cause you problems. So what can we do to ensure that we hang on to that love of our life, and if we do lose her for any reason, how can we go about getting her back and getting the relationship back onto solid ground?
One of the most important things you can ever do in a relationship is to express your love for your partner. This doesn't mean constantly loading her with gifts. Of course she'll appreciate them, but she wants more than this. She wants those tender moments where you look into her eyes and tell her from the bottom of your heart how much you love her. I certainly know in my experience that it's a great way to melt your partner's heart. That doesn't mean that you should be expressing your undying love 47 times a day, but do it regularly, and choose your moments carefully. What everybody wants is to be loved, and to be seen to be loved.
A major difference between men and women is that women re-evaluate their relationships almost constantly. As a man, if everything appears to be going along nicely, there are no major arguments or troubles, we think that everything is okay. Women on the other hand are far more sensitive to what we often consider minor issues and relationship problems. They are far more in touch with themselves than we are as men. It doesn't mean that we're not sensitive, it's just sometimes we can't see the wood for the trees.
So a really vital factor in a successful relationship is to show your partner that you adore them. Remember to thank them when they've made a nice meal for you. Thank them when they've brought your favourite food from the supermarket. It's those little things that women do which demonstrates their love for us. We need to take a leaf out of their book and reciprocate.
Listening is one of the central aspect of any relationship. You hear all the time how important communication are, and those that say it are dead right. It is not only central to intimate relationships, but to every relationship worldwide. Between individuals, families, communities and indeed countries. If you fail to talk you can be guaranteed that things will go wrong very rapidly. So when your partner wants to discuss something please don't stare out of the window or gaze around vacantly. Look her in the eyes, make gestures to show that you are taking it in. Basically, be attentive and really do absorb the information she is giving you.
Honesty is extremely important to your relationship. That doesn't mean if she asked you, "Does my bum look big in this?", you have to reply "It sure does darling, it's like a bum only bigger!". I can assure you that this type of honesty will do no favours at all. Be as open and honest as you possibly can, but do have some consideration for your partner's feelings. That doesn't mean you should lie, but do give some thought to whether or not your words will have a positive or negative effect on that partner. There is more than one wide of saying something, try to choose the way that causes the least hurt.
With a little time and patience your relationship can be rekindled and flourish. Every relationship has its problems but if you follow the basic steps outlined above you are well on the wide to ensuring that your relationship has the best chance of long-term success.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Trouble Is A Friend
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I very like this songs This is Trouble Is A Friend lyics
Trouble he will find you no matter where you go, oh oh
No matter if you're fast, no matter if you're slow, oh oh
The eye of the storm or the cry in the mourn, oh oh
You're fine for a while but you start to lose control
He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!
Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe, oh oh
And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow, oh oh
He sees what I see and he knows what I know, oh oh
So don't forget as you ease on down the road
He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh
So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win, but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!
Oh how I hate the way he makes me feel
And how I try to make him leave, I try
Oh oh, I try!
He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh
So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win, but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!
Ooo, oh ooo, ooo ahh
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Love is
For Carol was just one ordinary and plain girl. While Cathlyn was labele d as the cool and attractive type. Eric always insulted Carol. Telling her what a 'Plain Jane' she was. And how dumb she looked. Which obviously made Carol feel so hurt and useless. That's life. Carol never gave up though. She wanted to prove something to Eric. She wanted to prove that looks aren't everything. She studied hard, really hard. She became the top girl, and all the guys who once ignored her, chased her. But she never forgot Eric. Everyday, she put a red rose in Eric's locker. Always with the same words. 'I care for you, and I always will' Because she knew that Eric was facing a hard time. Eric began to realise. How dumb he had been. His beloved girlfriend, Cathlyn. Was flirting with other guys. He regretted for choosing the wrong girl. Cathlyn broke up with Eric later. For she had found a wealthier guy. Eric felt so cheated, stupid and dumb. He went to look for Carol. He knelt on his knees, and said. "Carol, please forgive me. Do you want to be my girlfriend?" Carol rejected him, much to everyone's surprise. She only uttered these words. "You've suffered a great loss, so I don't want you to face another one" Eric felt disappointed. He didn't understand a word that she said to him. But they became good friends. Did everything together. Eric began to change into someone better. Because Carol showered him with the love he never experienced before. His ex-girlfriends had never treated him that way. They just accepted him for his looks. But Carol accepted him for himself . She changed him.
Carol continued putting a red rose into his locker everyday. With the same words. She never forgot. One day, Carol didn't turn up in school. She didn't come for a week. At first, Eric thought that she was on a vacation with her family. Because she told him that she would be going Hawaii with them. But one day. He received a call from the General Hospital. Saying that Carol was about to die. She had been suffering from cancer. But Carol forbade them from telling him. Because she didn't want Eric to worry about her. But now that she was about to die. She wanted to see Eric for the last time. Eric rushed to the hospital. When he saw how weak Carol was. Tears began rushing down his cheeks. He whispered. "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Why did you hide this from me?" She looked at him . And smiled weakly at him. "When I said that I didn't want you to suffer from facing another loss, I meant this. I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to worry. I wanted to spend my last days with you cheerfully." Eric looked at her. "You can't leave me!" he said. "What will I be without you?" "You'll be who you are now. I will always be there by your side. Never forget that.
Cherish those times. Live life happily. And one more thing." "Yes?" "I love you" And she died. Eric screamed. He still couldn't accept Carol's death. He had only spent a month with Carol. A month. But Carol changed his life in a way. A way that no one could ever explain. He regretted. But he knew that Carol would always be keeping an eye on him from Heaven. Sometimes We just don't appreciate those people who really care for us. Until they leave us. Until we lose them. Then we regret. Outer beauty doesn't matter; it's the inner one that counts. It's better to tell someone how much you love them. Rather than to not tell them and lose them without telling them. You'll regret Love is. When we fight till the very last minute. Just to show and tell someone how much we love them.
Story of Regret

There was this guy who believed very much in true love and decided to take his time to wait for his right girl to appear. He believed that there would definitely be someone special out there for him, but none came. Every year at Christmas, his ex-girlfriend would return from Vancouver to look him up. He was aware that she still held some hope of re-kindling the past romance with him. He did not wish to mislead her in any way. So he would always get one of his girl friends to pose as his steady whenever she came back. That went on for several years and each year, the guy would get a different girl to pose as his romantic interest. So whenever the ex-girlfriend came to visit him, she would be led into believing that it was all over between her and the guy.
The girl took all those rather well, often trying to casually tease him about his different girlfriends, or so, as it seemed! In fact, the girl often wept in secret whenever she saw him with another girl, but she was too proud to admit it. Still, every Christmas, she returned, hoping to re-kindle some form of romance. But each time, she returned to Vancouver feeling disappointed. Finally she decided that she could not play that game any longer. Therefore, she confronted him and professed that after all those years, he was still the only man that she had ever loved. Although the guy knew of her feelings for him, he was still taken back and have never expected her to react that way. He always thought that she would slowly forget about him over time and come to terms that it was all over between them. Although he was touched by her undying love for him and wanted so much to accept her again, he remembered why he rejected her in the first place-she was not the one he wanted. So he hardened his heart and turned her down cruelly. Since then, three years have passed and the girl never return anymore. They never even wrote to each other. The guy went on with his life..... still searching for the one but somehow deep inside him, he missed the girl. On the Christmas of 1995, he went to his friend's party alone. "Hey, how come all alone this year? Where are all your girlfriends? What happened to that Vancouver babe who joins you every Christmas?", asked one of his friend. He felt warm and comforted by his friend's queries about her, still he just surged on. Then, he came upon one of his many girlfriends whom he once requested to pose as his steady. He wanted so much to ignore her ..... not that he was impolite, but because at that moment, he just didn't feel comfortable with those girlfriends anymore. It was almost like he was being judged by them.
The girl saw him and shouted across the floor for him. Unable to avoid her, he went up to acknowledge her. "Hi......how are you? Enjoying the party?" the girl asked. "Sure.....yeah!", he replied. She was slightly tipsy..... must be from the whiskey on her hand. She continued, "Why...? Don't you need someone to pose as your girlfriend this year?" Then he answered, "No, there is no need for that anymore......" Before he can continue, he was interrupted, "Oh yes! Must have found a girlfriend! You haven't been searching for one for the past years, right?" The man looked up, as if he has struck gold, his face beamed and looked directly at the drunken girl. He replied, "Yes......you are right! I haven't been looking for anyone for the past years." With that, the man darted across the floor and out the door, leaving the lady in much bewilderment. He finally realized that he has already found his dream girl, and she was.....the Vancouver girl all along! The drunken lady has said something that awoken him. All along he has found his girl. That was why he did not bother to look further when he realized she was not coming back. It was not any specific girl he was seeking! It was perfection that he wanted, and yes.....perfection!! Relationship is something both parties should work on. Realizing that he had let away someone so important in his life, he decided to call her immediately. His whole mind was flooded with fear. He was afraid that she might have found someone new or no longer had the same feelings anymore..... For once, he felt the fear of losing someone. As it was Christmas eve, the line was quite hard to get through, especially an overseas call. He tried again and again, never giving up.
Finally, he got through......precisely at 1200 midnight. He confessed his love for her and the girl was moved to tears. It seemed that she never got over him! Even after so long, she was still waiting for him, never giving up. He was so excited to meet her and to begin his new chapter of their lives. He decided to fly to Vancouver to join her. It was the happiest time of their lives! But their happy time was short-lived. Two days before he was supposed to fly to Vancouver, he received a call from her father. She had a head-on car collision with a drunken driver. She passed away after 6 hours in a coma. The guy was devastated, as it was a complete loss. Why did fate played such cruel games with him? He cursed the heaven for taking her away from him, denying even one last look at her! How cruel he cursed! How he damned the Gods...!! How he hated himself....for taking so long to realize his mistake!! That was in 1996. The moral of this story is : Treasure what you have... Time is too slow for those who wait; Too swift for those who fear; Too long for those who grief; Too short for those who rejoice; But for those who love... Time is Eternity. For all you out there with someone special in your heart, cherish that person, cherish every moment that you spend together that special someone, for in life, anything can happen anytime. You may painfully regret, only to realise that it is too late.
Romantic Love Poems
Romantic Love Poems
Love isn't love till you give it away.
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you
When I first liked you I was afarid to love you
Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you
Love is gentle
Love is kind
Love is when...
...two lives combine
If a kiss were a raindrop, I'd send you showers.
If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea.
If love was a person, I'd send you me.
I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away
I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day
I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
The day will come when you'll be mine
But I'll just wait till that time
If I have to wait forever, that's what I'll do
Cause I can't live my life without you
You are irreplaceable and irresistible.
Together we'll make this unbreakable.
The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"
If love was a rose
I would simply pick it for you
If it was a gift
I give it to you
If it was a perfume
I would buy it for you
But since love is a feeling
I'll like to share it with you
Tears may dry
Years may fly
But my love for you will never die
Funny Love Messages
Funny Love Messages
Love is the fart
Of every heart.
For when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.
True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
If I kiss him will he stop talking?
People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
You tripped me, so I fell for you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
If you're cute, you can call me baby.
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonight
I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay The bill!
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Flirty Quotes and Messages
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me
The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
Loving you is like breathing; How can I stop?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
The shortest word for me is I
The sweetest word for me is LOVE
The only one for me is YOU
I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed your mind.
Every morning I wake up happy because I know I'll see you.
Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one... You!
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is hot
And so are you
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
Is that love I see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
Let’s not get engaged, not just yet.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot
From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.
My heart to you is given; Oh, do give yours to me; we'll lock them up together and throw away the key.
If you are gong my way I will walk with you.

